Panic As Zika Virus Spreads To More Important Countries

PANIC has been palpable amongst the residents of the world’s more important countries as the harmful Zika virus begins to spread to their homelands from less important, easy to ignore nations. “I was fairly indifferent […]

Woman Arrested For Shitting On Boss’ Desk After Winning The Lottery

ccording to The Valley Report: A 41-year-old woman had the winning lottery ticket worth over 3 million dollars on Friday night, but showed up to work anyway on Monday to deliver one last package. That […]